Friday, May 22, 2009

Brain Damage

Silly French poster, not "Elmer", "Aylmer" A-Y-L-M-E-R!

Wait, I know that guy...

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Friday, May 15, 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Starcrash - From a vast and distant galaxy

Luigi Cozzi directs a Star Wars knock-off that is actually better than Star Wars*.That's right, I said it. The reason? Eleven words - Caroline Munro spends the entire movie in a skimpy leather bikini. Oh, Starcrash has one more advantage, David Goddamn Hasselhoff. Sorry, but Munro/Hasselhoff > Hamill/Fisher.

*Okay, not really. Though I do think Star Wars is vastly overrated.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Revenge of The Ninja

Fact: This movie holds the honor of featuring the best "Youth Killed by Throwing Star" scene of all time.

Enter the Ninja

The guy putting this trailer together must've been getting paid by the 'Ninja'

Traci Lords is Not Of This Earth!

The Velvet Vampire/Scream of the Demon Lover Double Feature

This is a new thing I'm going to try out over here. Since I'm posting all these movie posters and I adore vintage horror movie trailers, I'm going to try and post trailers if I can find them. I think it'll make the site a little more fulfilling, and entertaining.

The Velvet Vampire

Scream of the Demon Lover (Il castello dalle porte di fuoco)

Monday, May 4, 2009

Kiss of the Vampire


The One Armed Executioner

Peppard is The Executioner

Traveling Executioner

Mad Executioners aka Der Henker von London

Hitler's Executioners aka Wieder aufgerollt: Der Nürnberger Prozess

A Fistful of Awesome