Thursday, February 26, 2009

Stretch Armstrong - Drawn and Quartered

Speaking of burly, muscularized men in small black underpants, enjoy this old Stretch Armstrong comic paneled ad.

Dave Draper - Wad Shooter

Dave Draper enjoys showering his 3 inches and shooting wads on his chest... this advertisement has some of the absolute worst word choices ever. I mean ever. I've seen porn ads that were less erotic. In fact, if I didn't know better I'd swear this ad was a parody. I found it in an issue of Midnight Tales that I posted over on my other site, so I doubt anyone touched it up, but I guess it's possible.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Space Bastard! The Banner

This is just a banner I made for the site. And by "made" I mean I took 2 minutes to erase Invasion of the Saucer Men from the poster and added Space Bastard! instead. But it is one of the all-time great Sci-Fi poster, so why mess with it any further? Feel free to use it on your sidebar if you'd like. And if you've got one I'll be happy to add it to my sidebar, soon as I figure out how to do that.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Startling Acts of Animal Cruelty: Part One

I guess this picture needs some explaining. I found this in an old Time Life book called The Mind. The ceiling in this picture is metal. The mouse on the metal ceiling has magnets attached to its feet. The white-coated madman has flung the cat - who also has magnets attached to its feet - towards the ceiling. The cat is seen here, mid-fling. The experiment was to see if the cat would follow its natural mice hunting instinct if it were upside down and disoriented. My guess, the cat panicked, shit himself and then got real low to the ground (this case, the ceiling) and sat there meowing loudly until this jackass got him down.

Why this experiment was deemed necessary by anyone at anytime ever, I do not know, but it made for a hell of an interesting photo opportunity.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Night of the Living Death Certificate

Interesting double feature, but I don't know how the "undead" part of this evening fits in with Blood and Black Lace - a film completely devoid of anything remotely undead. Dead, sure. Undead, nope. If you can't find another zombie movie to pair it up with, at least use a vampire movie. They're undead too, just more suave than your average zombie. Unless the zombie in question is Bud the C.H.U.D., that dude was pretty smooth.

Dead and Buried - Lobby Cards

Here are some lobby cards from Gary Sherman's Dead and Buried (screenplay by Dan O'Bannon). If you're wondering, no the guy in the first one is not the Dad from the Wonder Years, no matter how he looks like him there.

That nurse, I know she's diabolical and all, but man is she adorable.