Luigi Cozzi directs a Star Wars knock-off that is actually better than Star Wars*.That's right, I said it. The reason? Eleven words - Caroline Munro spends the entire movie in a skimpy leather bikini. Oh, Starcrash has one more advantage, David Goddamn Hasselhoff. Sorry, but Munro/Hasselhoff > Hamill/Fisher.



*Okay, not really. Though I do think Star Wars is vastly overrated.

