Dave Draper enjoys showering his 3 inches and shooting wads on his chest... this advertisement has some of the absolute worst word choices ever. I mean ever. I've seen porn ads that were less erotic. In fact, if I didn't know better I'd swear this ad was a parody. I found it in an issue of Midnight Tales that I posted over on my other site, so I doubt anyone touched it up, but I guess it's possible.