Saturday, July 25, 2009

Sweet Dreams (Nestle) - Faith no More

Faith No More and their excellent cover of Sweet Dreams from the Nestle' White Chocolate commercial.

Nestle White Chocolate commercial

And the Original

Park Chan-wook's Thirst

Park Chan-wook does vampires

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Elm Street - The Posters

A Nightmare on Elm Street - British Quad

A Nightmare on Elm Street - Alamo Drafthouse Poster

A Nightmare on Elm Street - Japanese B2

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge - British Quad

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors - Pakistani

A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master - Japanese

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare - Teaser

A Nightmare On Elm Street: The Remake: The Teaser Poster

I've gotta say, it's a pretty cool poster.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Giallo (2009) - Dario Argento

The trailer for Argento's latest - appropriately titled Giallo - has landed. Along with some poster art. First poster is pretty cool, if a little rushed looking. The second - yikes. Not sure what the hell that's supposed to be. Adrian Brody wearing a badge during his high school yearbook picture? L. A. Looks ad from 1988? And did we forget the man has a rather full goatee in the film? I've seen the trailer, goatee confirmed.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Smash Cut

Sasha Grey, David Hess, Michael Berryman, and Herschell Gordon Lewis in the same movie? Sold.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Vampire Weekend

A look at some classic vampiric movie posters.

The Lost Boys - German poster. Oddly, this is the only other Lost Boys poster I've seen. Usually you just get the shot of most of the cast that's on the DVD cover. Short on Diane Weist, Head Vampire, and the Frog Brothers, high on future mom from Standing Still. A bit on the boring side I'd say. However, this German poster is pretty killer. I'd buy it, if I had an income where buying movie posters was feasible.
La Vampire Nue (The Naked Vampire) - Excellent poster (which sold for $800 on the auction site I horked the image from) from Jean Rollin's 1969 film.
Mother Riley Meets The Vampire - I haven't seen this one, but from what I've read there is not a "vampire" proper contained the film. Instead Lugosi is called "The Vampire" because he's Bela Lugosi. But the poster has a running robot shooting eye-lasers at an elderly woman. This was too cool for me to not post on a technicality.
The Fearless Vampire Killers or: Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are in My Neck - Japanese. Stunning poster from one of Polanski's finest.
Goliath and the Vampires - Executive Producer, Dino De Laurentiis. A man who has produced over 150 films since the 40's and is still alive and kicking.
Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter - Before I had a chance to see this once the DVD came out I always assumed that Captain Kronos was some kind of space vampire hunter. It's a rather spaceship captain sounding name, am I wrong? In fact, I say remake it, in space. You can even cast Shania Twain, in this outfit as one of the intergalactic villainous vampiresses.
Count Yorga, Vampire - The other Count. After Dracula, Orlok, and Count von Count but before Chocula and Duckula.
Count Dracula And His Vampire Bride - Good to see the old fella slowing down and sticking with just one bride at a time for a change.

Love At First Bite - How can someone who can't go out in the sun be so tan?

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Horrifically Horrifying Music Videos Volume One

As a horror fan, naturally I've always loved when bands decide to go Horror for their music videos. Putting zombies, demons, vampires, or Frankensteins in is a sure-fire way to make anything better. Just look at Frankenberry. Here are some of my favorite music videos with a horrific slant.

Lordi - Blood Red Sandman. Like Gwar, with a budget.

Misfits - American Psycho. Very cool Phibes inspired intro in this one. A lot of people seem to dislike Graves era Misfits, not me. Sure Danzig era was better, but Michale has a great voice, and I love the heavier, almost metal sound they had on American Psycho and Famous Monsters. But that's just me.

Balzac - Inside My Eyes. Speaking of Misfits, here's Japan's finest Misfit knock-off band. Hell, he's even wearing the same shirt.

Dokken - Dream Warriors. Freddy enjoys Rockin' with Dokken. Who doesn't? I hope George was okay after Fredward got him.

Check back for volume 2, there are plenty more out there, but unfortunately I'm short on time.

Friday, June 19, 2009


Upcoming Woody Harrelson zombie comedy. Me, I'm always up for funny zombies, so I'll be there to check this one out. True there are a couple hundred comedic zombie movies been made every year these days, but very few have gone theatrical and even fewer have Bill Murray as a zombie.

Friday, June 5, 2009

That's It, Grab A Rake

Finally, the long awaited (???) Hobgoblins 2 trailer. I really hope the Rifftrax guys get ahold of this one.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Chanbara Beauty vorteX

As one of the few individuals who actually enjoyed the first movie, I'm actually quite excited about this. A beautiful woman wearing a bikini while fighting zombies with a sword - what's not to like?

Samurai Princess

Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl 予告篇

Last of the Living

The Living Deed take over New Zealand. Coming Soon to the US, or just buy it from

Evil In The Time Of Heroes (To Kako II) 2009 teaser

Sequel to the 2005 Greek film To Kako (Evil). What I want to know, how in the hell did they get Billy Zane?

Friday, May 22, 2009

Brain Damage

Silly French poster, not "Elmer", "Aylmer" A-Y-L-M-E-R!

Wait, I know that guy...

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Friday, May 15, 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Starcrash - From a vast and distant galaxy

Luigi Cozzi directs a Star Wars knock-off that is actually better than Star Wars*.That's right, I said it. The reason? Eleven words - Caroline Munro spends the entire movie in a skimpy leather bikini. Oh, Starcrash has one more advantage, David Goddamn Hasselhoff. Sorry, but Munro/Hasselhoff > Hamill/Fisher.

*Okay, not really. Though I do think Star Wars is vastly overrated.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Revenge of The Ninja

Fact: This movie holds the honor of featuring the best "Youth Killed by Throwing Star" scene of all time.

Enter the Ninja

The guy putting this trailer together must've been getting paid by the 'Ninja'

Traci Lords is Not Of This Earth!

The Velvet Vampire/Scream of the Demon Lover Double Feature

This is a new thing I'm going to try out over here. Since I'm posting all these movie posters and I adore vintage horror movie trailers, I'm going to try and post trailers if I can find them. I think it'll make the site a little more fulfilling, and entertaining.

The Velvet Vampire

Scream of the Demon Lover (Il castello dalle porte di fuoco)